Fallen Angel Warm up Chant
Leader: I don't know what I've been told
Team: (repeat)
Leader: The Fallen Angels are a buncha hoes
Team: (repeat)
Leader: I don't know but It's been said
Team: (repeat)
Leader: The Fallen Angels get good head
Team: (repeat)
Leader: I don't know but my mamma told me
Team: (repeat)
Leader: It's alright 'till it burns when I pee
Team: (repeat)
I wanna be a Rugby Player
Leader: I wanna be a rugby player
Team: (repeat)
Leader: Live a life of sex and danger
Team: (repeat)
Leader: I met a guy his name wuz Davy
Team: (repeat)
Leader: Fucked him hard and drove him crazy
Leader: Rough Ride em
Team: (repeat)
Leader: 69 em
Team: (repeat)
Bomb Bomb Badear
They asked me where it hurts I said here, this is my top noggin, Bom-bom-badear. My top noggin
Bom-bom-badear, that’s what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, these are my beer goggles, Bom-bom-badear. My beer
goggles, top noggin bom-bom-badear, that’s what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, this is my ball sniffer, bom-bom-badear. My ball
sniffer, beer goggles, top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, this is my dick licker, bom-bom-badear. My dick licker, ball sniffer, beer goggles,
top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, this is my cum guzzler, bom-bom-badear. My cum guzzler,
dick licker, ball sniffer, beer goggles, top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, these are my man slappers, bom-bom-badear my man
slappers, cum guzzler, dick licker, ball sniffer, beer goggles, top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s what I learned at
this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, This is my beer belly, bom-bom-badear, my beer belly,
man slappers, cum guzzler, dick licker, ball sniffer, beer goggles, top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s what I learned
at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, This is meat packer, bom-bom-badear, my meat packer,
beer belly, man slappers, cum guzzler, dick licker ball sniffer, beer goggles, top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, This is my head grabber, bom-bom-badear, my head
grabber, meat packer, beer belly, man slappers, cum guzzler, dick liker, ball sniffer, beer goggles, top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, these are my panty holders, bom-bom-badear. My panty holders, head grabber, meat packer, beer belly, man slappers, cum guzzler,
dick liker ball sniffer, beer goggles, top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s
what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said here, these are my ceiling-walkers bom-bom-badear. My ceiling-walkers, panty holders, head grabber, meat packer, beer belly, man slappers,
cum guzzler, dick licker, ball sniffer, beer goggles, top noggin, bom-bom-badear. That’s
what I learned at this school.
They asked me where it hurts I said everywhere, this is my Rugby body bom-bom-badear that’s why we learn to drink beer.
A
Drunking Chant
Tooo-
Ra – Luuu- Ra – Luuu -Raw-A
(Repeat)
A
- Ticky- Ticky- Tumbah
(Repeat)
Ah- Musa- Musa – Musa
(Repeat)
If I were the Marrin' Kind
(All) If I were the Marrin' Kind, which thank the Lord I'm NOT Sir,
The Kind of Rugger I would be would be a Rugby
(Verse Singer)____a____Sir
(All)___a___Sir, why is that sir?
(Verse Singer) Cuz I'd ___b___ you'd ___b___
(All) We'd all ___b___ together
a= before the colen b= after the colen
Verses:
2nd Row : grab Crotch
2nd Row: sniff Butt
Flanker: get off quick
No. 8: hold until you come
Scrumhalf: put it in
Scrumhalf: grab balls
Flyhalf: whip it out
Flyhalf: call shots
Centers: look for the hole
Centers: pass out
Wing: go hard
Wing: never get it
Wing: come too fast
Wing:spread it wide
Fullback: kick balls
Fullback: get fucked
Fullback: find touch
Any Forward: get stripped
Any Back: get laid
Scrum: go down
Rule Book: get violated
Shorts:
go up your butt
Halftime Orange: get sucked
Mouthguard: get licked
Mouthguard: get sucked
Mouthguard: get bit
Spectator: get to watch
Spectator on a rainy day: come in rubber
Spectator on a rainy day: get wet
Spectator on a sunny day: come again
Goal Posts: get split
Goal Posts: stand erect
Cleats: get screwed
Groundskeeper: trim bush
Groundskeeper: do lines
Whistle: get blown
Rugby Boot: come in boxes
Rugby Boot: get tied up
Ball: strapped in leather
Ball: get touched
Ball: get pumped
Pitch: grow weed
Pitch: be hard
Team from far away: come for hours
Team on a bus: get off
Drunk Team: get fucked up
Jesus Can''t Play Rugby
(sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" a.k.a. "Glory,
Glory Hallelujah")
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game,
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll
fix the game,
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game
Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
Free
Beer for all the ruggers,
Free Beer for all the ruggers,
Free Beer for all the ruggers,
Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus
sa-ves.
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear, (3x)
Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
Free
Beer for all the ruggers, (3x)
Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
Other verses:
Jesus can't play Rugby
'cause he's only got twelve men
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his cross will get stuck in a ruck
Jesus can't play Rugby
'cause his sandals have no studs
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got some open wounds
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause
he's got illegal toe cleats
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause the ball goes through his hands
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his head gear pops the ball
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's nailed
to the uprights
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he isn't wearing cleats
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause the devil is the
ref
Jesus can’t play Rugby 'cause the jew won’t pay his dues
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause, the goal posts
give him flashbacks
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause, He can't support a hooker
Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause, He wears
illegal spikes
Jesus CAN play Rugby 'cause he turns water into wine
Jesuse CAN play Rugby 'cause he hangs out with the hookers
Jesus can't play Touch 'cause his arms point
both ways
Last verse:
all sittin on your knees
Jesus we're only kidding,
Jesus we're
only kidding,
Jesus we're only kidding,
Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
BEER PRAYER
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,
At
home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those
who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The
bitter, The lager.
forever and ever BARMEN.
